Have you heard of Little People, Big World? This is a case of Little Burger, Big Bun.
Ranch Burgers1 lb ground beef
1 packet ranch seasonings
condiments of choice (I used ketchup, mustard, and a whole bunch of sauteed onions)
Mix meat and seasonings well. Cook how you like them. I didn't feel like getting the grill out and sweating, so I broiled them on a rack in the oven.